Tue, Jan. 16th, 2007, 10:14 am
Today I found Robo Knuckles prancing about with a pair of underwear belonging to a female on his head.
I am not even going to ask.
Sat, Jan. 6th, 2007, 08:36 pm
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That last entry was not me. Sweet merciful Chaos that was not me. Metal Blaze somehow found my password and wrote that. I swear if I was not forced to put up with her...
NOW do you people see what kind of tension I have to put up with? My existence is a living AOL.
Teehee, wow! This journal is, like, TOTALLY grody and junk, yannow? It's like barf me out~~! It could totally use more purp[les and pinks~ It would make it soo KAWAII TEEHEE =^.^= =^.~= ~~~~ ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
S'liiiiiike idunno! I've been lookin' around EVERYWHERE for Brizzy-boo =^^= and stuff because yannow Neggy wants those shineyt and it would make that dude happy and you know that when he's happy I'M happy but I'm always happy anyway so it's al fun and stuff and today I saw a mouse in a courthouse and thuh mouse wanted me to do stuff and I was like wow~!! like noooooo =O.o= =>.>= i gotta do what Neggy says because he's thuh most awesome kawaii sexi bishi EVER and I love that dude and I wanna rub against his leg and purr right now squeeee~~~~~~~~! Oh, wow!!
Kawaii floaty hearts for ALL!~~~~ =^__^= =^.~=
Fri, Jan. 5th, 2007, 03:51 am
Have you ever felt as though you should have never unplugged yourself from the generator and come online from stasis?
That would be the story of my existence.
I swear the stress and aggravation is beginning to cause my processor to overload. It is inhibiting my ability to function at optimal level and the lag is really beginning to catch up with me.
Perhaps I should just go back into stasis for awhile. With my luck, however, I am sure the intruder siren will go off before I can shut down.
Also, Bokkun, I hope that pie you are constantly ranting about gunks up your gears.
Wed, Jan. 3rd, 2007, 08:58 am
So. It is a new year. I have noticed that organics commonly like to resolve themselves to challenges at the beginning of each year. I believe that I shall join this custom and make a resolution of my own.
This year I am going to kick that hedgehog in the FACE.
DO YOU READ ME, SONIC?! I KNOW YOU WATCH MY JOURNAL, YOU REPUGNANT EXCUSE FOR AN ERINACEIDAE!
Wed, Dec. 27th, 2006, 03:46 am
So... Eggman had a Christmas feast, and Bokkun began to behave like an intoxicated organic from consuming so much pie and eggnog.
I wonder what having a sense of taste would be like...
Fri, Dec. 22nd, 2006, 10:09 pm
Though I do not personally celebrate the holidays, Dash gave me an early Christmas gift. It is clear that I am a genderless machine, so I fail to understand why he would give me a tool meant for cleansing the genitals of a female. The logic of organics truly puzzles me sometimes.
Thu, Nov. 23rd, 2006, 01:48 pm
I never realized until today how much fun, ahem, stuffing a turkey was.
Thanksgiving is a very interesting holiday.
Sun, Nov. 5th, 2006, 10:55 pm
I seem to have received a rather... warm welcome.
And you fools wonder why I went dancing around in elf shoes.
Sun, Nov. 5th, 2006, 02:09 pm
Greetings. I would go long into an elaborate introduction of myself and who I am since this is my first entry, but honestly, need someone as infamous as I? That sort of self flattery is what my liege Eggman would do, not I. Besides, it is unlikely that there are many who believe I am of sentient mind to have such cognitive skills in any case, and whoever reads this will likely believe that I am no more than some child using a terrorist's name for attention anyway. Well, whatever.
Hmm. I probably should say something more meaningful than that though, should I not?
*glances over his shoulder*
Ah yes. Ishntknew is a doof.