Greetings. I would go long into an elaborate introduction of myself and who I am since this is my first entry, but honestly, need someone as infamous as I? That sort of self flattery is what my liege Eggman would do, not I. Besides, it is unlikely that there are many who believe I am of sentient mind to have such cognitive skills in any case, and whoever reads this will likely believe that I am no more than some child using a terrorist's name for attention anyway. Well, whatever.
Hmm. I probably should say something more meaningful than that though, should I not?
*glances over his shoulder*
Ah yes. Ishntknew is a doof.