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Fri, Dec. 22nd, 2006, 10:09 pm

Though I do not personally celebrate the holidays, Dash gave me an early Christmas gift. It is clear that I am a genderless machine, so I fail to understand why he would give me a tool meant for cleansing the genitals of a female. The logic of organics truly puzzles me sometimes.

Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 04:24 am (UTC)

It reminded me of you.

Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)

I... fail to see the comparison.

Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 04:28 am (UTC)
clever_cleaver: *low whistle*

Damn Dashiel, that's just evil. I don't know whether to be appalled or impressed.

Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 04:33 am (UTC)
not_a_target: Re: *low whistle*

Nothing wrong with giving someone you know a gift in the holiday season.

So Osay utshay upway eforebay ehay atchescay onway atthay Iway
asway akingmay unfay ofway imhay, Omprehendcay?

Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
metalsonic: Re: *low whistle*

... You DO realize I understand pig latin, correct?

Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 05:06 am (UTC)
not_a_target: Re: *low whistle*

Ellway, Iway oday ownay.

Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)
clever_cleaver: Re: *low whistle*

Icenay Owingknay ouyay.

Tue, Dec. 26th, 2006 09:54 am (UTC)

Merry Christmas, Metal!

I was going to let you have some pie, but then I remembered you don't have a mouth.

Oh well.

Tue, Dec. 26th, 2006 09:57 am (UTC)

... Bokkun ate most of it anyway.

Wed, Jan. 3rd, 2007 11:16 pm (UTC)

...Oh, my poor sweet Metal. XD *pats your metallic head*

Thu, Jan. 4th, 2007 12:31 pm (UTC)

... Why, exactly, does everyone keep saying things along that line?

Thu, Jan. 4th, 2007 11:07 pm (UTC)

Because for all of your remarkably aquired wisdom, you're still adorably naive. <3

Thu, Jan. 4th, 2007 12:11 pm (UTC)

In your case, the closest thing to one is your engines, or turbines. Whatever the hell that thing is called.

But you're right. No reason to give that to you at.

If it was me?

I would have given you the gift of beind noseless.

Thu, Jan. 4th, 2007 12:24 pm (UTC)

... Are you comparing my jet intake to female genitals? The function of my turbine is entirely different from that of female reproductive organs, I fail to see your comparison.

Furthermore, I assume you meant to type 'being' instead of... whatever 'beind' could possibly mean... To which case I must say... Why do I not give you the gift of being faceless? It would be an improvement on your appearance and it is better to be late than never.

Fri, Jan. 5th, 2007 12:18 am (UTC)

Save me the trouble and take that to Gift-Return yourself.